1.
listen americans if this is how much vegemite yall are putting on your toast its no wonder yall dont like it
2.
just once, i wish americans would try vegemite the right way
like watching them slap a massive chunk on an unbuttered piece of toast makes me wanna reach through my screen & slap them
3.
see i respect ur opinion on vegemite if u have eaten it properly. if u have smothered it on like Nutella or eaten it straight from the jar then i will not accept ur opinions. its not that hard to put the TINIEST bit on and spread onto buttered toast. psa over
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i get very upset when i think about how vegemite has a moderm stigma cause of americans who ate a spoon of it. let me just eat a spoon of salt ew wtf salt sucks!!!
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i feel like i need to make a tutorial on how to eat vegemite correctly and the ratio of butter:vegemite when having in on toast because i’m sick of americans lathering up their bread like it’s fucking NUTELLA
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how many times do australians need to tell americans if they’re gonna try vegemite to put it on buttered toast? y’all really don’t listen to anyone do ya
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waiting for the day when people outside of australia realise that you don’t eat a whole fucking spoon full of vegemite to try it
9.
I am done with Americans trying vegemite by the fcking spoon. LIKE DAMN SPREAD THAT BITCH OVER SOME FRESH TOAST AND BUTTER OH AND PS, light spread nothing heavy 🙂 u fking weirdos
10.
It’s very upsetting that non-Australians eat Vegemite wrong and then are outraged that we eat it. BITCH, PUT IT ON FRESH CRUSTY BREAD WITH A LOT OF BUTTER.
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How many goddamn times do we have to tell y’all Americans that you don’t eat Vegemite or Marmite with a spoon
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I hate it when Americans try vegemite for the first time. They always put it on a spoon straight up, and say “Ew it’s so salty how does anyone eat that” and I’m like UM you know what else is salty: SALT but you dont go eating it on a giant spoon how IRRESPONSIBLE
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pet peeve #557: when americans “try vegemite” by eating a spoonful of it like an idiot instead of eating it properly
it’s not a spread like peanut butter ya drongos it’s meant to be used sparingly and diluted with butter. you dont eat salt by the spoonful
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-Looks at the videos of “Americans try Vegemite”-
“OH GOD NO, STOP!! ITS NOT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!! THATS WAY TOO MUCH”
American: “Oh gawd that’s foul!”
“No shit, you’re only supposed to use maybe 1/4th of that. You want to burn your tastebuds off?”
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Every time Americans try vegemite they always use like three spoonfuls on a piece of bread???? Like do you want to hate it???? Why would you do that????
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The reasons Americans don’t like Vegemite is because when they try it they have a spoonfull/put too much on their bread
Vegemiting is a fine and specific art
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Everytime somebody outside of oz “Tries Vegemite for the first time!!” And eats it off a spoon or like a normal toast spread, an Australian dies
FYI for the non-Australians reading this, the best way to eat Vegemite is to get a piece of toast, slather it with butter and then scrape it lightly (emphasis on the LIGHTLY) with Vegemite.
