“You have all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck”
On Take Me Out, when this contestant somehow managed to offend everyone in the room.
On Educating Yorkshire, when Saffiyah made it clear to Hadiqa that they would never be besties.
On Love Island, when Theo said what we were all thinking after Johnny was sent home.
On Love Island, when Emma and Terry had a very graphic moment.
Also on Love Island, when Curtis told Amy that being the island barista was a top priority for him.
On Come Dine With Me, when Peter dragged Jane for filth.
And on another episode of Come Dine With Me, when DJ Kev tasted his dessert in the most unsettling way.
On Great British Bake Off: SU2C, when James Acaster presented his questionable flapjacks to the judges.
On Made In Chelsea, when Millie called out Rosie and Hugo in front of everyone.
And on Made In Chelsea, when Gabrielle held a casting call to find an Olly lookalike to star in her music video.
On Big Brother, when Nikki was fed up with the air-con in the house.
On Celebrity Big Brother, when Chantelle gave an award-winning performance.
And on Celebrity Big Brother, when Gemma Collins opted to get a professional blow dry instead of hot water for the house.
On This Morning, when Phillip and Holly hosted the show after a night out on the town.
Also of course when Gino D’ACampo had the best comeback of all time.
On I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here, when Gillian McKeith fainted right before a Bushtucker Trial.
On The X Factor, when Cher Lloyd auditioned with “Turn My Swag On”.
And on The X Factor, when this dynamic duo fell out over uncooked chicken right before auditioning.
On The Only Way Is Essex, when Gemma Collins showed Arg what he was missing out on.
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