Death Before Decaf coffee, memory foam slippers, a plasma arc lighter, and 38 other products you’ll want in your life every dang day.
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A bag of organic Death Wish coffee for anyone who truly believes in the phrase “death before decaf”.
A pack of pimple patches – they’re gonna save your skin when you’re so sick of your whiteheads you think you might pop.
Hoof healer foot balm to nourish your dry, cracked, and callused feet. We’re not ~horsing~ around — if your feet are no longer soft as a baby’s bottom…this stuff is here to help!
A cervical neck “pillow” that’ll provide ergonomic support, align your spine, and give you a much needed vertebrae massage simply by lying down.
A bottle of Drop It, a natural wine sulfate and tannin remover, that’s gonna save wine drunk you from those merlot-induced headaches.
A spiffy three-stage silicone cup designed to adapt as your toddler’s fine motor skills start kicking in. Once they begin to insist on drinking from a “big kid cup,” this unbreakable bud can adjust accordingly.
A rechargeable light collar you can toss on your dog to give you some peace of mind while walking around at night. This thing is especially useful if you play fetch with your dog when it’s dark, or if they love running around your large yard at night. There’s a reason this thing has ~glowing~ reviews!
A Green Chef subscription – it’s gonna help you feast on delicious, sustainably sourced meals. They’re all organic *and* you can even find drool-inducing keto and plant-powered selections.
A set of outdoor string lights that’ll be a particularly *bright* idea if your goal is to dazzle everyone who steps into your yard at night.
A white noise machine to tune out distracting, sudden sounds – giving you a chance to enjoy a full sleep cycle without waking up from random bumps in the night.
A deck of empowerment cards – they’re gonna be worth keeping close. Read these and enjoy an uplifting boost of positivity during extra stressful parts of your day.
A reviewer-loved time-marked water bottle with a handy flip top lid, leakproof spout, and dozens of colors to chose from. This darling water bottle might actually make drinking water seem, you know, satisfying.
A Sherpa storage bench — a spiffy room accent that’s sure to add a soft touch to your space while ALSO giving you some much-needed hidden storage. Bless.
A bubble pop sensory toy — a calming anxiety toy geared toward adults and children alike! Reviewers say the sound is super satisfying. Want the honest truth? This is already in my Amazon cart.
A shell-shaped play mat you can keep in your nursery or bring out when you’re in the mood to watch some TV while your kiddo works on tummy time. This thing is so cute it’s well worth ~shelling~ out the extra money on!
A Guac-Lock, because learning how to keep leftovers fresh is a life skill worth feeding into. Go ahead, enjoy that homemade guacamole for days on end!
A hand-crafted ceramic essential oil diffuser so you can rid your space of unsettling smells and choose a scent that soothes you.
A quilted chenille floor pillow – it’s gonna be great to have at the ready when your roommate is in the living room and you and your pals would rather not socialize with anyone but each other. Simply cozy up in your room with this chic bedroom seating!
A vibrating facial brush — an exfoliating skincare tool that’ll take a face wash to the next level. I own this thing and IMHO, I’m pretty confident this would ~vibe~ with just about everyone.
A Stealth core trainer that’s really and truly gonna trick you into loving exercise. This video game balancing board is gonna be your favorite entertainment when you’re lying around and looking for something to do.
An essential oil roller — place this in your pocket for a quick aromatherapy restart when things get stressful while you’re out and about.
A pair of computer glasses to block that pesky blue light, keeping it from seeping into your peepers when you’re stuck staring at screens all day.
An unstuffed leather ottoman you can use as secret storage in your studio. Fill this with your winter sweaters or extra blankets and enjoy some extra seating! Who knew saving closet space could look this good?
A moisture meter you can place deep down into the soil to know exactly how much water your plant is getting. Under- and overwatering is a thing of the past, people!
A flameless plasma arc lighter with an extended handle that’s sure to make lighting candles, grills, and fireplaces far easier. This really is the perfect ~match~ for anyone who always needs a little light.
A powder polish to give your kitchenware a well deserved scrub after you watch Beauty and the Beast with your kid and start feeling guilty about the condition of your own flatware friends.
A dark floral shower curtain with such a stunning print you just might wish you could have it botanicall over your home.
An eye primer for anyone who spends way too much time on their smokey eye to have it sweat off the minute they hit the dance floor.
An aromatherapy spray that’ll soothe your senses and help you fall asleep if you’re prone to stay up counting your worries rather than falling asleep by counting sheep.
A pair of outlet lights so you can have your rooms shine even at nighttime, without bulky night lights taking up space. Plus they can make your place look fancy. Like, really fancy.
A battery-powered Dyson vacuum sure to be just as fun as the Optimus Prime action figure you had as a kid. This ~transforms~ into a handheld vacuum in a cinch, making it the perfect tool to clean every nook and cranny in your home.
A rapid egg cooker so you don’t have to waste your precious time standing over the stove waiting for your eggs to finish cooking. This is an eggcelent way to guarantee your breakfast is always worthy of a blue ribbon.
A garlic rocker that’ll, ahem, rock your world. This tool is so much easier to use/clean than a traditional garlic press. It’s fast and efficient, so you can cook with even more garlic! Your breath is about to be impressively pungent.
A magnetic visual timer can help kids see how much time they have left to work on homework, clean their room, be in the bath, etc. This is here to keep your home from being filled with the shrill cries of “Are we done yet?!” every 32 seconds.
An air purifier that’ll remove pet dander, mold, dust, pollen, and odors in your home. Grab one of these and going outside to get fresh air will feel like an oxymoron.
An arched floor mirror – it’s gonna add a modern elegance to your room, no matter how eclectic your decor may be. Every time you look at this piece you’re gonna ~reflect~ on all your good decor life choices. I promise.
A water-gel SPF 35 — a daily formula that’s hypoallergenic, cruelty-free, vegan, and works great under makeup. Is your skin gonna be the envy of all your sunburnt besties? Why yes, yes it is.
A meditation necklace great for breathing exercises. The Lovetuner hits an instantly calming tone once you breathe correctly through it. This spiffy accessory is sure to be your own Pavlov’s Dog of soothing sensations. One whistle and calm will be coming your way!
It turns out…I need every one of these.
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